Sunday, October 23, 2005

And away we go!

There’s this duo of pretty little thirteen year old pop princesses called Prussian Blue. What the big deal you may ask? Aren’t there about a jillion under talented teenage pop star in the making out there? Well these two little precious moppets are different. See they’re Aryan. They sing about how happy they are to be white. They call Rudolf Hess, Hitler’s deputy, "man of peace who wouldn't give up." Read all about it here.

I don’t hate these kids. I feel sorry for them. It’s not their thoughts they’re thinking. It’s their parent’s bad ideas that they are singing about. These kids can’t help it that their parents are douche bags. It’s a shame when people feel the need to spread hatred.

Plus to name your kids Lamb and Lynx, that’s bad enough, but to then make them racist. It reminds of a lyric from the song “Flagpole Sitter” by Harvey Danger, “Been all over the world and found out that only stupid people are breeding.”

I hope we’re all done with the hurricanes this year. I hope for this not only to end the pain and suffering of the victims but also so the news channels can give it a rest already. CNN is my Hurricane Headquarters or some other such nonsense. Since Wilma is now a category 2 storm and could be considerably weaker by the time it makes it to Florida we’ll have to endure 80 reporters standing outside in the storm just to show us how bad it is. Then we’ll have to watch them tag along on rescue efforts. So they can help save old people and puppies. God it’s sad.

Admit it, you’d laugh if some obnoxious news reporter like Geraldo Rivera got sucked up in a hurricane and shot about halfway to Africa. Adios!

Until next time.


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