Thursday, October 06, 2005

It’s venting time!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child. Great Googley Moogley! Xenu’s offspring will soon be upon us. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Harriet Miers is nominated to replace Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court. Does Bush not get it? All he does is put his little under-qualified cronies in very high-ranking positions. Does Michael Brown ring any bells? I know Supreme Court justices without previous judicial experience have done well. The difference between them and our new friend Harriet is that they had a long history of working in government. Harriet has followed George around like a loyal puppy. Hell, even the Republicans don’t like her. Wonder what the odds are of this nomination even clearing committee?

CD sales fell 2% last year and the record industry blames people pirating music. No, it’s not the pirates. It’s the fact that music really sucks right now. There is no breath of fresh air, no revolutionary acts and no sense of what you are listening to isn’t corporate approved crap. OK, I’ll admit to a scarce few exceptions but taken as a whole the music industry is in the same toilet as the movie industry because they are letting accountants and lawyers make the decisions instead of artists.

Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-El. For those of you who are geek-impaired, I’ll explain. Kal-El is Superman’s Kryptonian name. I hope the kid gets a bodyguard when he goes to school or it’s going to be ugly on the playground.


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