Thursday, November 03, 2005

I have seen the future and it is a better world. It comes from another blogger and it is ingenious. Now I have never met the blogging genius that came up with this idea, Aminah. But her friend Saathiya has been nice enough to leave her comments on my blog and in reading her profile I found Aminah and well the rest is all good. You can read their fine blog that they both contribute to here. Saathiya’s fine blog is here. Aminah’s fine blog can be found here.

I now give the plan for a better world, Cookies and Condoms. We would solve two major world issues in one fell swoop. Over-population and hunger would be gone! How much better would that world be huh?

Think about it if everyone has cookies, everyone is happy! It’s awfully hard to be mad when you chock full of cookie goodness. Everyone would have a full belly and that would be a good thing.

If everyone were using their condoms there wouldn’t be, as many babies popping out so there would less strain on resources. Plus if everyone was wearing their rubbers well people would probably being doing it a bit more and laid people are happy people. What would you rather do, go shoot infidels or knock boots? HIV infections would also drop if the condoms were in use.

I know this would work because a small handful of worthless business criminals would get rich making all the cookies and condoms so a few of those greedy pigs would go for it. So financing and manufacturing won’t even be an issue.

I know you’re thinking this plan may be a bit over-simplistic. But seriously do you have a better plan? I’d love to hear it.

VIVA LA COOKIES AND CONDOMS!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Dave said...

Why not kick it up a notch? That's right....chocolate chip flavored, edible condoms!

8:26 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

LOL

Choclate chip flavored condoms would be good for certain aplications less so for others. But it would make some marketing douche bag happy because then the business criminals would get richer, so it would probably work.

10:59 PM  
Blogger Aminah said...

Ha ha... oh, it's great to know I've inspire someone! The possibilities are ENDLESS...

7:50 PM  

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